Welcome, connoisseur of terrible web design.
Behold a website so bad it loops back around to art. Sparkly, loud, but secretly accessible and fast. This is a parody site—no real products, no real sales, just vibes. ✨
PSA: Nothing here is adult content. The 18+ gate is a joke mechanic and shows safety messaging only.
Trending Totally-Real Products
Left‑Handed Screwdriver
Engineered for right brains and wrong turns. Guaranteed to not fit any screws.
Wireless Plunger
No cables. No suction. No problem. Pairs via imaginary Bluetooth.
Quantum Duct Tape
It both sticks and doesn’t, until you look at it. Schrödinger would be proud.
Invisi‑Wrench
Can’t find it? Exactly as designed.
Cart items go into your browser only. We can't see it. We also can't ship jokes.
Catalog of Glorious Nonsense
Behold our full collection of intentionally useless wonders. Each click is a journey into hilarity!
🛒 Your (Joke) Shopping Cart
These are the imaginary items you've added. They exist only in your browser's local storage and our hearts.
FAQ
Is this a real store?
No. It's a comedy website. Please do not try to actually buy the wireless plunger.
Why does it look like 2003?
Because 2003 looked like this and it was perfect. Also we love marquees.
Do you collect data?
Only a fake visit counter stored in your own browser. We literally cannot see it. Your cart is saved only on your device.
Is there adult content?
No. The 18+ area is a compliance gag. It shows a safety message and then some *very* silly, non-explicit adult jokes.
Contact
Business inquiries: hey@justkiddingcreations.org
Media kit: coming never (or whenever).
Short link idea: t4b.justkiddingcreations.org or jk.to/boys (use your URL shortener of choice).
🔞 18+ Gate
Before proceeding, confirm your age. No explicit content is hosted here; this page exists for humor and safety messaging only.
🎉 Welcome, Esteemed Adult!
You've unlocked the secret realm of... well, *more jokes*! Behold our truly inappropriate collection of items, designed exclusively for those who appreciate the finer, sillier side of adult humor. Absolutely no actual adult content, just laughs. 😉
Our Top-Secret Adult Toys (Not Really)
Remember, these are all jokes. Please laugh responsibly and do not attempt to actually use any of these imaginary items.